its exactly halfway through the year and i have achieved a solid nothing

“The power of one man doesn’t amount to much. But, however little strength I’m capable of… I’ll do everything humanly possible to protect the people I love, and in turn they’ll protect the ones they love. It seems like the least we tiny humans can do for each other”

if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge

growing up is realizing that every single one of your problems is caused by you being a fucking idiot