calif-ornia:

its exactly halfway through the year and i have achieved a solid nothing

ireneadlered:

➟  thepalaceofmind requested: A green graphic

youreawizardmerlin:

I tell my love to wreck it all, cut out all the ropes and let me fall.

• me: [on tumblr]
• dad: what are you doing?
• me: looking at porn
• dad: what?
• dad: you're--
• me: looking at porn
• me: yes
• dad: ...okay
• dad: carry on
• dad: ...is it good porn?
• me: no
• dad: bummer

“The power of one man doesn’t amount to much. But, however little strength I’m capable of… I’ll do everything humanly possible to protect the people I love, and in turn they’ll protect the ones they love. It seems like the least we tiny humans can do for each other”

if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge

sonicboomerang:

Did you love Toph right away, Sokka?

nosdrinker:

growing up is realizing that every single one of your problems is caused by you being a fucking idiot